At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
“The 151 original pokemon are the only real pokemon” I type on my 1984 macintosh computer, the only real computer, as i readjust the dried lavender flowers, camphor, and vinegar sponge in my plague doctor mask, the only real cure for the bubonic plague
“There’s a bus coming. Tony doesn’t see it. He’s distracted. It hits him, runs him over. He’s in the gutter and he’s bleeding. He looks dead.”
